Pass the brain bleach.

I've been having nightmares ever since I first viewed this... mostly because I actually have seen a porno that looked exactly like this. No. I'm serious. It's like the director saw the same clip and thought "This would make an awesome music video if we cast an opera star and cut the money shots!"

Just in case you don't want to watch this artistic masterpiece, I'll sum up. Once upon a time, there was a place that looked just like the set of Dark City, only it was light there. All of the extras from the first Stargate movie lived there happily, experimenting with Jack Sparrow's painted eye makeup techniques from the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie and hanging out with a dude who was passed up for the oracle gig in 300 because the oracle is supposed to be a chick. Then, Elrond's kinky cousin dropped by for some BDSM action with a naked fashion model who was, apparently, doing a centerfold for the Museum Replicas catalog. Then, suddenly, a giant bowling ball tried to crush them, but they foiled it's evil scheme by stepping out of the way before it smushed them and everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

Video is NSFW in case you haven't guessed that already.